December 21, 2007

Funny Q&A

Q: Who has more sense: men or women?
A: Women, of course. Have you ever seen a woman marry someone just because he had nice legs???

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it is a biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Is it common for older people to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
A: “Honey, I’m Home!”

Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.

Q: Why aren't you doing very well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.